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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom
is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away. |
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a
fool............ |
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I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
I got a HEART ATTACK |
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The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw
in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled
"It really works!" |
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? |
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! |
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Teacher: four beautiful ladies r walking on
the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW ! |
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History Teacher : From where to where did the
mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page
15 to 26 sir.... |
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Teacher: U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood
first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited
suicide |
